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Total Medals Earned: 395 (From 103 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,835 Points

Burrito Bison

Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/500 points)

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! 25 Points

Get a perfect launch 10 times.

OUTLAW! 25 Points

Squash 100 police officers.

CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points

Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points

Go through the arena without touching the ground.

SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points

Reach past the sky's limit!

BUFFED OUT! 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points

Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.

PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points

Attain a very high speed.

Castaway 2

Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/150 points)

Big Meanie 5 Points

Defeat Big Blue the Meanie

First Craft 5 Points

Craft your first item

First Kill 5 Points

Kill your first enemy.

Reach Town 10 Points

Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.

Gate of Oceanus 25 Points

Unlock the Gate of Oceanus

Defeat Vulcan 50 Points

Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan

Mega Sword 50 Points

Craft the Razor Sword

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Cave of No Return

Medals Earned: 2/12 (30/365 points)

No Return 5 Points

Enter The Cave of No Return

Going On A Trip 25 Points

Trip 5 Times During 1 Game

Inquisitive Soul 5 Points

View The Credits

Mushrooms Are Bad For You 10 Points

Enter The Mushroom Forest

Rain of Pebbles 10 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time

Sliding Princess 10 Points

Slide A Fair Bit

Rain of Stones 25 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time

Sliding Queen 25 Points

Slide Quite A Bit

Going On A Longer Trip 50 Points

Trip 10 Times During 1 Game

Mother of Slide 50 Points

Slide A Lot!

Stone Storm 50 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!

There But Not Back Again 100 Points

Trip 15 Times During 1 Game

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/315 points)

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

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Cavern

Medals Earned: 4/9 (40/175 points)

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Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Crush The Castle 2

Medals Earned: 15/22 (80/140 points)

A Freeze is Coming 5 Points

Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.

Acidic 5 Points

Melt 100 castle pieces.

Air Burst 5 Points

Detonate a remote bomb in flight.

Bombastic 5 Points

Explode 100 castles pieces.

Electric Boogaloo 5 Points

Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.

I'm a Lumberjack 5 Points

Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.

I'm Melting 5 Points

Cover an enemy in acid.

Jack Frost 5 Points

Freeze 100 castle pieces.

Ladies First 5 Points

Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.

Last Laugh 5 Points

Kill the Jester last on any level.

Oh The Humanity! 5 Points

Burn 5 enemies in one shot.

Priority Target 5 Points

Kill the king first on any level.

Pyromaniac 5 Points

Burn 100 castle pieces.

Throw Like a Girl 5 Points

Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.

Prohibition 10 Points

Destroy 100 barrels.

Death From Above 5 Points

Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.

Logged to Death 5 Points

Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.

You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points

Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.

Veteran Crusher 10 Points

Crush all castles

Golden God 25 Points

Get gold medals on all castles.

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Cuboy: Cubeture 2

Medals Earned: 6/16 (80/380 points)

Fat-Tastic Poetry 5 Points

Complete the poem and get fatty's clothes

Ram Buster 5 Points

Scare away the ram

Holy Ship 10 Points

Defeat the sailor in Oh, Ship!

Ultimate Outcast 10 Points

Get kicked out of the city

Ram God 25 Points

Knock out the farm boy

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Hi-Five By 5 Points

Kill the boatman

Gladiator, Ready 10 Points

Complete all divisions in the colosseum

Godly Pal 25 Points

Help all of the G-units

Patience, Fortitude 25 Points

Don't kill the boatman

Perseus 25 Points

Fly to mount Olympus

Ultimate Friend 25 Points

Complete Hades' game

Cuboy Knievel 50 Points

Make Cuboy say "I am upside down" in Fly High Mountain Guy

Ultimate Hero 100 Points

Complete the game

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D-Day Defender

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/500 points)

First Blood 10 Points

Kill your first enemy.

Game Over 10 Points

Let history take its course.

Having a Blast 10 Points

Launch your first mortar strike.

Movie Fan 10 Points

Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.

Pacifist 10 Points

Die without killing a single enemy.

Cannon Fodder 25 Points

Kill 100 footsoldiers.

Collateral 25 Points

Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.

FLAK Expert 25 Points

Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.

Panzerschreck 25 Points

Destroy 6 tanks.

Getting the Hang of it 50 Points

Stay alive for 50 hours.

Hang in There 50 Points

Regain your health after nearly dying.

Massacre 50 Points

Destroy 500 enemies.

Get Out More 100 Points

Survive for 250 hours.

Master Tactician 100 Points

Chain 4 explosions.